Belated CNY

Hiya guys,

Hope you all are enjoying this Chinese New Year. Me? I went back to Penang again. Nothing special. Had Western/Filipino/Chinese food for reunion dinner...haha. Fusion they call it.

So it's the year of the Ox, and I've been reading the papers and magazines on what's installed for me this year. You know, those feng shui stuff and like if you're born in the year of whatever...how will this year go for you. So like, I'm born in the year of the snake. I read an article and it said it was a bad year for me, but another article said it was good. So, can you actually believe this stuff? My relatives were like... all this is common sense la, ownself make own destiny la. It's like some of these funny examples:

"You will fall down if you trip."

"Man who puts hand in pocket feels cocky all day."

Confucius say: "If you sleep with itchy backside, you will wake up with smelly finger"

"If you piss in the wind, you will get wet."

Oh btw, try and say it with a chinese accent... makes it a whole lot funnier. Haha. enjoy...